May 17, 2004 12:26 a.m. (PST) Kyle - Today's strip illustrates a universal truth that I'm pretty sure all fantasy RPG gamers can agree with: "Never, ever, under any circumstance trust a dwarf to negotiate on your behalf." Also, never let them hold the party's funds. For that matter, just don't trust them.

In case you missed it, the Elfspeak/Dwarfspeak feature debuted yesterday, with Eilonas and Turgin answering two reader questions. If you have questions for next weekend's feature, go ahead and give them an e-mail either here or here.

The movie Troy is out now. I think I need to see that. Maybe because it has Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, and Sean Bean in it. I mean, how could in not be good?

Time for me to sleep.

Potato.